Sole Sisters!

I hear them on the stairs
They haunt me in my dreams
Softly shuffling, creeping into your life
Or stamping loudly invading your brain
All colours, all sizes
Many with tongues rigidly protruding

They are an addiction
That controls the female of the species
And every red cent you have will be taken by them
Beware lads, for once they are in place
All else is consigned to purgatory

They can be tall, petite, fat, thin, or flat
They all create the same intense desire
For Lucifer made them in woman's image
I speak to you of the evil that is......


SHOES!