We've been together for so long
I can't imagine being apart
I'm the one to push your buttons
You're the one who has my heart
I've noticed though, you seem distant
Not always responding to my touch
Have I been remiss in looking after you?
I still need you so very much
It seems the power has gone from our love
You never acknowledge my praise or flatteries
But I think I'm able to win you back
I just need to replace your batteries!
I love my TV remote!