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Body Odour

Poetry By: Mr Watson
Humor



This is a poem about personal hygiene, and they are oblivious to the fact they stink.


Submitted:Nov 8, 2013    Reads: 86    Comments: 3    Likes: 3   


You don't know you have BO?

But your aroma tells me so

Stale sweat, unwashed clothes

It permeates around my nose

~

Do you aspire to perspire?

That fusty musty smell is dire

Best go home and have a wash

Give yourself a real good splosh

~

Your personal hygiene needs attention

Keep my mouth shut

Best not to mention

~

I know it can be clinical

I'm being rather cynical

It's not a medical disorder

Purchase some wash powder and bicarb of soda

~

Deodorant or aftershave

May well mask this nauseas wave

Your jacket smells so much

Like a tangy cheese, an unwashed crutch

~

I always smell an essence

When I am within your presence

It's not a flora smell

More like rotting fauna

Ugh bloody ell !

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