When I Was A Baby

When I was a baby I saw the world It was so huge,

My head began to whirl!

When I was a baby I began to fart,

I never knew I would be so sooo smart.

When I was a baby I took a shower,

And I kissed a lovely flower.

When I was a baby I ate my veggies,

I was sooooo cute than other babies.

When I was a baby I began to crawl,

Hey!! I was not even one foot tall!

When I was a baby I said my first word,

It was "MA MA, BA BA"

It sounded so absurd~~~~~~