The Headmaster’s School Dinner
Danny got caught with a lighter,
if only he’d been a bit quieter,
he got slung in detention
while forgetting to mention
his dad was a champion fighter.
Well daddy came down to the school,
threw Headmaster right into the pool,
how the children did laugh
at this premature bath,
kids these days can be ever so cruel.
Now this tale gets a little bit grimmer,
see, the head was a bit of a sinner,
he took the offenders
and stuffed them in blenders
and gobbled them up for his dinner.
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