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His School Project Is Due Tomorrow

By Elton Camp

He woke his mom at 2:30 a.m. with an urgent demand.

Poetry | Updated Apr 16, 2014 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: school, project, due, tomorrow, forgot

Never Give Up

By Elton Camp

Learning from a frog

Poetry | Updated Apr 16, 2014 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: frog, struggle

The Ultimate Cool Character

By Elton Camp

An epic song starts anytime he enters the room. How cool is that!

Poetry | Updated Apr 15, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: cool, character, helmet, mask, cape, music, lord

Hortense Reads A Romance Novel

By Elton Camp

He was a real stallion of a man.

Poetry | Updated Apr 14, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: romance, novel, trash, drivel, losers, sexual, unrealistic

The Ultimate Punishment

By Elton Camp

Though undeceived by church lies, Clyde had a frightening dream

Poetry | Updated Apr 14, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: church, lies, hellfire, dream, satan

How To Give The Bad News

By Elton Camp

A son's cagey trick

Poetry | Updated Apr 11, 2014 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: bad, news, deliver

How Stress Was Invented

By bridge1

It's just a lil something to cheer up anyone feeling stress.

Poetry | Updated Apr 10, 2014 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

The Dark Force Is Coming

By Drpoo

bored

Poetry | Updated Apr 9, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: dark, force, darkness

Mr. & Mrs. Chocolate Cookie by Thumblina

Mr. & Mrs. Chocolate Cookie

By Thumblina

Its a poem hoe Miss Cookie met Mr chocolate

Poetry | Updated Apr 8, 2014 | Reads: 18 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: funny, silly, kids, sweet, chocolate, cookie, cartoon, imagination

The Family Philosophunculist

By Elton Camp

How we dread his annual visits

Poetry | Updated Apr 7, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: obnoxious, visitor, dread

The Advantages Of Alphamegamia

By Elton Camp

An arrangement with great practical values

Poetry | Updated Apr 7, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: alphamegamia, advantages

Tank by Rjohnson

Tank

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Apr 6, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, fiction, funny, humor, tank

The Fall Of The Onomatopoeian Empire

By Elton Camp

A literary device that is useless during a siege

Poetry | Updated Apr 6, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: onomatopoeia, useless, siege

Poem; Sergeant Regret Of The Word Police!

By Mike Stevens

If only!

Poetry | Updated Apr 5, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1

Crazy Academic Team Meet

By Ally Shark

I'm not sure that "Humor" is the best category for this... The best option would be "Complete and Utter Randomness" but apparently Booksie doesn't have that. Anyways, this poem speaks for itself, so all I'm going to say is that this is 100% true. It happened last night. Enjoy! 😝

Poetry | Updated Apr 5, 2014 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 0
Tags: poetry, humor, completely, random, academic, team, tests, bus, college, meet, this, really, happened, jokes


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