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Old Women Make Me Horny Part 2 by Rjohnson

Old Women Make Me Horny Part 2

By Rjohnson

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Poetry | Updated Aug 30, 2007 | Reads: 93 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor

Old Women Make Me Horny by Rjohnson

Old Women Make Me Horny

By Rjohnson

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Poetry | Updated Aug 30, 2007 | Reads: 190 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor

Tea & A

By Rjohnson

I GOT THE IDEA FOR THIS FICTIONAL POEM FROM MAD TV.

Poetry | Updated Aug 27, 2007 | Reads: 96 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor

Destination Dirt

By Devilrod

At a glance.

Poetry | Updated Aug 26, 2007 | Reads: 112 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0

Let He Who Is Without Heart Cast The First Stone by November

Let He Who Is Without Heart Cast The First Stone

By November

A fun spin on breakup and heartbreak.

Poetry | Updated Aug 25, 2007 | Reads: 245 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 0
Tags: stone, love, hate, breakup, heart, heartbreak, love, lost, fun, funny, light, comedy, humor, jesus

The Worst Poem I've Ever Penned (For Tea)  by Matmoo

The Worst Poem I've Ever Penned (For Tea)

By Matmoo

This is frankly terrible. I'm ashamed I wrote it.

Poetry | Updated Aug 23, 2007 | Reads: 126 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 0
Tags: terrible, bad, just, don't, look, at, it, matmoo, not, a, poem, poetry?, poetry

The Headmaster's School Dinner by November

The Headmaster's School Dinner

By November

A three stanza limerick about a boy who got 'slung in detention.'

Poetry | Updated Aug 23, 2007 | Reads: 723 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 1
Tags: school, funny, comedy, limerick, dinner, headmaster, boy, student, november

A Lovely Little Limerick For Lonely Little Lionel by November

A Lovely Little Limerick For Lonely Little Lionel

By November

An amusing little limerick for a lovely but recently-made lonely little man.

Poetry | Updated Aug 23, 2007 | Reads: 139 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: lovely, little, limerick, heartbreak, breakup, november, funny, humor, sad, comedy, lionel, lonely, love

... And They Said It Would Last Now And Forever by November

... And They Said It Would Last Now And Forever

By November

A tragicomic poem told by an unnamed narrator called Barty.

Poetry | Updated Aug 20, 2007 | Reads: 235 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 0
Tags: now, forever, lost, love, tragedy, comedy, humor, tragicomic, november, heart

Who Is Belle by Mysticangel Eyes

Who Is Belle

By Mysticangel Eyes

A poem using the style Clerhiew which are four lines long. The first and second lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other. The first line names a person, and the second line ends with something that rhymes with the name of the person. A clerihew should b...

Poetry | Updated Aug 18, 2007 | Reads: 71 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Words On Cleaning The Oven by Mysticangel Eyes

Words On Cleaning The Oven

By Mysticangel Eyes

A poem about bascially what the title says only using words that begin with G and S.

Poetry | Updated Aug 18, 2007 | Reads: 67 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Tiny Toddlers by Mysticangel Eyes

Tiny Toddlers

By Mysticangel Eyes

A poem about toddlers using words only begining with t and s.

Poetry | Updated Aug 17, 2007 | Reads: 108 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 0

Brill Little Poem

By xsophie007x

again not my work but love it all the same and i thought you shoud get the chance to read it to sophie XOXOX

Poetry | Updated Aug 16, 2007 | Reads: 152 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: poem, one, fine, day, funny, child, poem

Ning Nang Nong by xsophie007x

Ning Nang Nong

By xsophie007x

this is not my work it is a poem i have known all my life and have loved sophie XOXOX

Poetry | Updated Aug 16, 2007 | Reads: 212 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, poem, poetry

SCHOOL DAZE

By Penniless Poet

I walk through the gates, And into the school, This place that I hate, Where I feel like a fool. It's Maths first then it's History, Though I haven't got a clue, To me it's all a mystery, Which king did what to who? We take a break for lunch, What joy it is to behold, This food we have to munch...

Poetry | Updated Aug 15, 2007 | Reads: 79 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: school, days


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