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Late For Work by Quickpaws

Late For Work

By Quickpaws

Against all odds, a secretary makes it to the office.

Poetry | Updated Mar 28, 2007 | Reads: 385 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: office, hurry, late, car, trouble, rain, cop

Diamond-School And All It's...Wonders? by Jack Diamond

Diamond-School And All It's...Wonders?

By Jack Diamond

I was sitting in the hallway looking at all of the other students, walk around like cattle. and I thought about how mundane school is so I wrote a poem about the repetitive lifestyle that is...school

Poetry | Updated Mar 28, 2007 | Reads: 176 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 0
Tags: school, humor, history, diamond

Gone Gone Gone

By Zan Vanny

It is a poem about a sandwich

Poetry | Updated Mar 27, 2007 | Reads: 82 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 2

About A Fish

By Devilrod

Fishy

Poetry | Updated Mar 26, 2007 | Reads: 131 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0

The End Is Near, Again

By Devilrod

Paranoia through media.

Poetry | Updated Mar 26, 2007 | Reads: 120 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Mister True Goes To See The FBI Guy.

By Mistertrue

This is a parody of an encounter that I had with a FBI agent that was unwilling to investigate the illegal activities of two of the wealthiest men in Ventura County Calif. Who had liability for the longterm, massive, toxic chemical contamination of the ground water in west Oxnard, Calif. That...

Poetry | Updated Mar 24, 2007 | Reads: 85 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: f.b.i., true, lie

Daily Grind

By Moodle

I loved my job last year, I hope you can tell.

Poetry | Updated Mar 22, 2007 | Reads: 115 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: job, work, happiness, smiling

Lazy-Itis

By Moodle

I needed to go to the gym, 2 brothers fighting to win the war in my head were troubling me

Poetry | Updated Mar 22, 2007 | Reads: 105 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Diamond-Dog Poo by Jack Diamond

Diamond-Dog Poo

By Jack Diamond

this is a poem about dog poo!

Poetry | Updated Mar 21, 2007 | Reads: 299 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 3
Tags: dog, poo, funy, pets, dogs, diamond

Poor Man!

By Moodle

Fun thought turned short poem

Poetry | Updated Mar 20, 2007 | Reads: 175 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 0
Tags: men, women, choice, life, relationships

!!!An Ode To K&M!!! by An Excuse To Speak Of You

!!!An Ode To K&M!!!

By An Excuse To Speak Of You

I work at K&M foods, if anyone knows it, and I have a love hate relationship with it. I've been working there for about two years, and many of my friends have worked there but I was the first, and im the only one still there, HA! We always joke about it, like in our videos when we do like a crimi...

Poetry | Updated Mar 19, 2007 | Reads: 154 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 0
Tags: food, store, joke, funny, supermarket, humor, poetry

Floam by Lord Hoth

Floam

By Lord Hoth

you know that stuff on the comercials floam this is what me and my friends think of it ( this ones more for people who know the inside joke my friend made ) plus this is a warning to anybody who might think of buying it DON'T

Poetry | Updated Mar 16, 2007 | Reads: 163 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 0

Love Bites

By Devilrod

Tastes of love.

Poetry | Updated Mar 13, 2007 | Reads: 203 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: sweet, juicy

Saint Patrick Meets Clancy. by Edwardjbradleysr

Saint Patrick Meets Clancy.

By Edwardjbradleysr

Most probably and in my opinion, the best written verse in the English language is the opening verse of "Clancy Lowers The Boom". Apparently written by Johnny Lange and Hy Heath in 1948 or before?. Only 1 verse is presented. Readers are welcomed to add their own. No profanity please. Keep a ...

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2007 | Reads: 705 | Comments: 22 | Likes: 11
Tags: bradley, clancy, clancy, lowered, the, boom, edward, j, bradley, edward, j., bradley, edward, j., bradley, sr., edward, j, bradley, sr

You're Here!

By Lilgpoet

Funny! Funny! Not THAT funny, but Funny!

Poetry | Updated Mar 6, 2007 | Reads: 181 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0


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