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Saint Patrick Meets Clancy. by Edwardjbradleysr

Saint Patrick Meets Clancy.

By Edwardjbradleysr

Most probably and in my opinion, the best written verse in the English language is the opening verse of "Clancy Lowers The Boom". Apparently written by Johnny Lange and Hy Heath in 1948 or before?. Only 1 verse is presented. Readers are welcomed to add their own. No profanity please. Keep a ...

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2007 | Reads: 705 | Comments: 22 | Likes: 11
Tags: bradley, clancy, clancy, lowered, the, boom, edward, j, bradley, edward, j., bradley, edward, j., bradley, sr., edward, j, bradley, sr

You're Here!

By Lilgpoet

Funny! Funny! Not THAT funny, but Funny!

Poetry | Updated Mar 6, 2007 | Reads: 181 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Somebunny's Bunny by Hamp

Somebunny's Bunny

By Hamp

Thought I'd throw a little bunny in hear......

Poetry | Updated Mar 4, 2007 | Reads: 227 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 0

  Two Many Times by Hamp

Two Many Times

By Hamp

Dad gave one away one time to a man that lived in a town twenty miles away. It took the dog a week and a fight with a pack of coyotes to make it back home, but he made it. Dedicated to

Poetry | Updated Mar 4, 2007 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

My Music

By Cooliowarthog

My music rules.

Poetry | Updated Mar 1, 2007 | Reads: 47 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Smokie

By Cooliowarthog

Smokies not lucky.Smokie Smokie is a bear, Who doesn’t have hair, Once he got shaved, His middle name is Dave, Smokie lives in a house, His Mommy wears a blouse.

Poetry | Updated Feb 28, 2007 | Reads: 29 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

My Homework

By markoroma44

Why did I get detention today?

Poetry | Updated Feb 28, 2007 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

It's Not About Me

By panterism27

It's not about me, It's not about you, It's all who see, The morning hew, How can you say, Things'll be better, There are bills to pay, And still no letter. I'd love to share, In your great hope, Think it's fair, I don't, nope. How are you so calm, And so at ease, Knowing that Mom, Isn't at all p...

Poetry | Updated Feb 22, 2007 | Reads: 86 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor

The Checkout Girl Song

By Joseph Bradford

A silly song I wrote in honor of a grocery store goddess. Cupid hit me while I was stocking up Raman noodles. This is the best way I could express my feelings.

Poetry | Updated Feb 17, 2007 | Reads: 155 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 0
Tags: music, song, lyrics, grocery, store

Not Going Anywhere

By panterism27

I'm waiting for a call, To got to themall, I hate these walls, I hope she calls, As my spirit falls, Still no calls, I pace these halls, I'd hoped she'd have called, So I'm not going anywhere. Maybe she'll share, Why she's not here, I only want to hear, Her say she cares, I'm not going aywhere. ...

Poetry | Updated Feb 12, 2007 | Reads: 121 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor

Blank Thoughts

By Bridget

This may be funny to some, and not to others.

Poetry | Updated Feb 10, 2007 | Reads: 100 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

A CHALLENGE (Just For Fun)

By Michael T Ingram

I've started a poem...add to it in the comments section, but be sure to use the same meter (sound it out and use a similar amount of syllables), the same punctuation after each line, and the same 4 lines before starting a new stanza...and have fun! Tell a little about your day...our just yoursel...

Poetry | Updated Feb 3, 2007 | Reads: 181 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: games, fun, poetry, challenge, love, contest

What Makes A Real Man

By panterism27

What makes a real man? Is it his ability to stand, The heat of the kithen while you ran, Screaming like you were the one on fire? What makes a real man? Is it his strength, Oh yeah, your built like a tank, Your barely built like a wire. What makes a real man? Is it his ability to point out the ...

Poetry | Updated Feb 2, 2007 | Reads: 122 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor

Concentrate

By panterism27

I know I'm educated, Though I never graduated, I may be aggravated, And the stories a little complicated, I never concentrated, But I have demonstrated, The ability to desecrate it, Or even decorate it, With me being elated, And now I've even delayed it, And made it belated, Good now perhaps I've...

Poetry | Updated Jan 31, 2007 | Reads: 98 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor

A Rose Is Still A Rose

By panterism27

A rose is still a rose, even without the thorns. It always hurts me, when a woman mourns. You think you are invisible, even if you can be seen. Things can always get worse, no matter how bad they seem. Life's a shame, 'cause it's always the same, You didn't do anything wrong and you still get th...

Poetry | Updated Jan 31, 2007 | Reads: 136 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: romance-humor


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