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By Moodle

I needed to go to the gym, 2 brothers fighting to win the war in my head were troubling me

Poetry | Updated Mar 22, 2007 | Reads: 104 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Diamond-Dog Poo by Jack Diamond

Diamond-Dog Poo

By Jack Diamond

this is a poem about dog poo!

Poetry | Updated Mar 21, 2007 | Reads: 296 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 3
Tags: dog, poo, funy, pets, dogs, diamond

Poor Man!

By Moodle

Fun thought turned short poem

Poetry | Updated Mar 20, 2007 | Reads: 175 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 0
Tags: men, women, choice, life, relationships

!!!An Ode To K&M!!! by An Excuse To Speak Of You

!!!An Ode To K&M!!!

By An Excuse To Speak Of You

I work at K&M foods, if anyone knows it, and I have a love hate relationship with it. I've been working there for about two years, and many of my friends have worked there but I was the first, and im the only one still there, HA! We always joke about it, like in our videos when we do like a crimi...

Poetry | Updated Mar 19, 2007 | Reads: 154 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 0
Tags: food, store, joke, funny, supermarket, humor, poetry

Floam by Lord Hoth


By Lord Hoth

you know that stuff on the comercials floam this is what me and my friends think of it ( this ones more for people who know the inside joke my friend made ) plus this is a warning to anybody who might think of buying it DON'T

Poetry | Updated Mar 16, 2007 | Reads: 163 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 0

Love Bites

By Devilrod

Tastes of love.

Poetry | Updated Mar 13, 2007 | Reads: 203 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: sweet, juicy

Saint Patrick Meets Clancy. by Edwardjbradleysr

Saint Patrick Meets Clancy.

By Edwardjbradleysr

Most probably and in my opinion, the best written verse in the English language is the opening verse of "Clancy Lowers The Boom". Apparently written by Johnny Lange and Hy Heath in 1948 or before?. Only 1 verse is presented. Readers are welcomed to add their own. No profanity please. Keep a ...

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2007 | Reads: 705 | Comments: 22 | Likes: 11
Tags: bradley, clancy, clancy, lowered, the, boom, edward, j, bradley, edward, j., bradley, edward, j., bradley, sr., edward, j, bradley, sr

You're Here!

By Lilgpoet

Funny! Funny! Not THAT funny, but Funny!

Poetry | Updated Mar 6, 2007 | Reads: 181 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Somebunny's Bunny by Hamp

Somebunny's Bunny

By Hamp

Thought I'd throw a little bunny in hear......

Poetry | Updated Mar 4, 2007 | Reads: 227 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 0

  Two Many Times by Hamp

Two Many Times

By Hamp

Dad gave one away one time to a man that lived in a town twenty miles away. It took the dog a week and a fight with a pack of coyotes to make it back home, but he made it. Dedicated to

Poetry | Updated Mar 4, 2007 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

My Music

By Cooliowarthog

My music rules.

Poetry | Updated Mar 1, 2007 | Reads: 47 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0


By Cooliowarthog

Smokies not lucky.Smokie Smokie is a bear, Who doesn’t have hair, Once he got shaved, His middle name is Dave, Smokie lives in a house, His Mommy wears a blouse.

Poetry | Updated Feb 28, 2007 | Reads: 29 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

My Homework

By markoroma44

Why did I get detention today?

Poetry | Updated Feb 28, 2007 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

It's Not About Me

By panterism27

It's not about me, It's not about you, It's all who see, The morning hew, How can you say, Things'll be better, There are bills to pay, And still no letter. I'd love to share, In your great hope, Think it's fair, I don't, nope. How are you so calm, And so at ease, Knowing that Mom, Isn't at all p...

Poetry | Updated Feb 22, 2007 | Reads: 86 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor

The Checkout Girl Song

By Joseph Bradford

A silly song I wrote in honor of a grocery store goddess. Cupid hit me while I was stocking up Raman noodles. This is the best way I could express my feelings.

Poetry | Updated Feb 17, 2007 | Reads: 155 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 0
Tags: music, song, lyrics, grocery, store

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