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By Penniless Poet

I walk through the gates, And into the school, This place that I hate, Where I feel like a fool. It's Maths first then it's History, Though I haven't got a clue, To me it's all a mystery, Which king did what to who? We take a break for lunch, What joy it is to behold, This food we have to munch...

Poetry | Updated Aug 15, 2007 | Reads: 79 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: school, days

Getting Ready by Mysticangel Eyes

Getting Ready

By Mysticangel Eyes

A poem I wrote trying a differnt style called dirty pretty..was experimenting.

Poetry | Updated Aug 14, 2007 | Reads: 65 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Who Represents Misty White? by November

Who Represents Misty White?

By November

A plea to a fictional girl in an ... shall we say 'slightly more adult' profession in the hope they'll stop and come home. However, the language used might suggest the plea isn't so innocent ... Here's hoping some one sees the word play (would you call it that?) in the title. Enjoy ...

Poetry | Updated Aug 13, 2007 | Reads: 208 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: who, represents, misty, white, adult, november, porn, pornstar, sexual, innuendo

Love To Know

By Devilrod

Nothing but jive.

Poetry | Updated Aug 3, 2007 | Reads: 123 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0

My Friends On Booksie

By Lukestamillion

Poem about all the members of booksie that im friends with.

Poetry | Updated Jul 22, 2007 | Reads: 124 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny

The DIY Plumbing Poem by Brokenroadjourney

The DIY Plumbing Poem

By Brokenroadjourney

We have all tackled a Do-It-Yourself project at some point in our adult homeowner lives. As you know, they usually don't go quite as smoothly as we anticipate for them to. One would think a sloooow, or NO draining kitchen sink would be easily remedied and quickly resolved. Well, maybe.... but ...

Poetry | Updated Jul 19, 2007 | Reads: 3,316 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 1
Tags: plumbing, fix, it, home, repair, kitchen, sink, fire, leak

Blame The Rum by much2say

Blame The Rum

By much2say

Oh how different things look with beer goggles on!! Just a bit of humour to brighten the day

Poetry | Updated Jul 19, 2007 | Reads: 297 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humour, excitement, weddings

Ode To French Fries

By Windowsindoors

Just can't help it LOL

Poetry | Updated Jul 16, 2007 | Reads: 7,024 | Comments: 17 | Likes: 9
Tags: ode, french, fries, eat, food

Technology And Me by Emilyjuck

Technology And Me

By Emilyjuck

It's meant to be funny in an intelligent manner, I hope you'll take the time to read it :)

Poetry | Updated Jul 15, 2007 | Reads: 125 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: computers, technology, electricity, demise, obsession

The Grand Statue

By Rabbid Rabbit

This is a fairly pessimistic if not slightly funny view a statue I regularly drive past must have. Be warned its a little vulgar. PS: still a work in progress. i know it seems a little forced right now. Any suggestions would be useful.

Poetry | Updated Jul 13, 2007 | Reads: 155 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 2
Tags: humor, statue, poetry

Spot Of Bother by much2say

Spot Of Bother

By much2say

If you have ever had a spot on the end of your nose... you will understand

Poetry | Updated Jul 12, 2007 | Reads: 223 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: humour, determination, oops

Twas The Night Before Valentines

By Dingochurch

A spin on the classic Christmas poem, re-written for Valentine's Day. This is a later, incomplete version which I will change shortly.

Poetry | Updated Jul 7, 2007 | Reads: 290 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: valentine, dating, god

A Poem For My Wife

By Cuthbert Gungeball

You can't live with them, You can't live without them

Poetry | Updated Jul 5, 2007 | Reads: 90 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: love, humor

Speak To Me

By Cuthbert Gungeball

We all ask, but is anyone listening.

Poetry | Updated Jul 5, 2007 | Reads: 100 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, poetry

Still Smiling

By Leleena

after everything you go through you still have to smile.

Poetry | Updated Jul 2, 2007 | Reads: 155 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

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