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Those Greek Customers! by Rjohnson

Those Greek Customers!

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 12, 2014 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, diner, funny, greek, plates

Twenty-One Children by Rjohnson

Twenty-One Children

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 11, 2014 | Reads: 39 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: babies, breeding, children, comedy, family, funny

These Damn Prison Bars! by Rjohnson

These Damn Prison Bars!

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 10, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, diet, funny, obese, prison

I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 10, 2014 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, convent, funny, lawsuit, nonsense, nun

Rubber Check by Rjohnson

Rubber Check

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 7, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: check, comedy, funny, money

The Flying Nun Flies No More by Rjohnson

The Flying Nun Flies No More

By Rjohnson

This poem is a parody of the TV show.

Poetry | Updated Oct 5, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, flying, funny, nun, parody

Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit! by Rjohnson

Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 3, 2014 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, food, funny, sleep

A Double Whacking

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 3, 2014 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, crooked, funny, hitman, judge, lawyer

I Got A Rock by Rjohnson

I Got A Rock

By Rjohnson

This poem is a parody of the Peanuts Comic Strip.

Poetry | Updated Oct 2, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, costume, funny, halloween, parody

An Intruder In The White House

By Elton Camp

The intruder made it all the way to the family quarters, but didn't take into account a powerful force

Poetry | Updated Sep 30, 2014 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: white, house, invader, family, quarters, barack, michelle, daughters, grandmother

Don't Look Back/ Semi/ Run Over Your Ass!--Poem

By Mike Stevens

The dangers of reflecting!

Poetry | Updated Sep 25, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 5

The Girl With A Yellow Bag

By Murtuza

One day I saw, a girl with a yellow bag, I said, 'hello' with extra swag.

Poetry | Updated Sep 25, 2014 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Toilet Roll...Grrrrr by Mr Watson

Toilet Roll...Grrrrr

By Mr Watson

Being caught short !

Poetry | Updated Sep 19, 2014 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 5
Tags: quilted, scented, nature, tissue, toilet

A Mouse Kiss

By Kevin Rottweiler

narrative poem about a kissing mouse

Poetry | Updated Sep 16, 2014 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: kiss, mouse

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame

By Francis J Nelly

limerick

Poetry | Updated Sep 13, 2014 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor


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