I've got to stop at Mcdonalds soon
for burgers and some fries.
I need that meat and two big buns
with pickles stuffed inside.
Maybe I'll get a Big Mac instead
with scoops of special sauce.
It's blended cheese and toasted bun
are always good of course.
If not Mcdonalds, Burger King
A Whopper's fine with me.
Tomatoes, onions, and ketchup too
stuffed with lettuce leaves.
Perhaps I'll drive to wendy's tonight
mustard's part of the fare
I've heard they've even got mayonnaise
with patties that come out square.
Wendy's, Mcdonalds, Burger King, Biffs
White Castle, Big Boy Bobs
A Johnny Rockets or drive-in place
even a Jack In The Box.
I don't care where, or whose, or when
"I'm hungry for heaven's sake!"
I'm gettin myself a burger now
And I ain't forgettin the shake!
Please remember to eat your Hamburgers in moderation and always exercise. Don't forget your fruits and veggies too, they're important! Oh yeah! and brush those teeth. Cavities hurt!