Peanut butter and jelly,
Slide down my throat to my belly.
With smuckers or skippy I'm pleased,
Spreading them both is a breeze.
But the toughest choice I dread,
Is an english muffin or bread.
On which should I toast to brown
The square one, or one that's round.
Strawberry preserves, or grape,
Are really decisions that ache.
Their both so good to use
I can never decide which to choose
So later the sandwich I make,
Will combine strawberry and grape
With peanut butter between
To heck with convention schemes.
Remember to eat your fruits and veggies folks. They're important as is exercise.