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What Makes A Real Man

Poetry By: panterism27
Humor


Tags: Humor


What makes a real man?
Is it his ability to stand,
The heat of the kithen while you ran,
Screaming like you were the one on fire?

What makes a real man?
Is it his strength,
Oh yeah, your built like a tank,
Your barely built like a wire.

What makes a real man?
Is it his ability to point out the obvious,
Or is it that hes so oblivious?
You're not a knight you're a squire.

What makes a real man?
Is it what's between his legs,
That's just his hand and a Jeg's,
You're not that big you're a liar.

What makes a real man?
I'll do all I can,
To hope that I have a fan,
You're not good enough to have an admirer.

What makes a real man?
Is it his ability to pull every strand
Of hair out of his head, then brand
Your name with an iron?

Maybe, but what would be the use of that,
All you'd do is laugh,
But I guess we'll see who laugh's last,
Oops Maybe I spoke to fast.



Submitted:Feb 2, 2007    Reads: 122    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


What makes a real man?
Is it his ability to stand,
The heat of the kithen while you ran,
Screaming like you were the one on fire?

What makes a real man?
Is it his strength,
Oh yeah, your built like a tank,
Your barely built like a wire.

What makes a real man?
Is it his ability to point out the obvious,
Or is it that hes so oblivious?
You're not a knight you're a squire.

What makes a real man?
Is it what's between his legs,
That's just his hand and a Jeg's,
You're not that big you're a liar.

What makes a real man?
I'll do all I can,
To hope that I have a fan,
You're not good enough to have an admirer.

What makes a real man?
Is it his ability to pull every strand
of hair out of his head, then brand
your name with a iron?

Maybe, but what would be the use of that,
All you'd do is laugh,
But I guess we'll see who laugh's last,
Oops Maybe I spoke to fast.





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