Fountain of Youth

I've found the fountain of youth.

I've got it...

Finally, a remedy for my wrinkles,

a remedy for my ruins.

I've found the the fountain of youth.

Yes, I've got it.

Finally, a remedy for my loneliness,

a remedy for my lost love.

I've found the fountain of youth.

Must I say it again, I've got it.

Finally, a remedy for my pain,

a remedy for my plainess.

"No, mom, I can't be your fountain of youth, and you can't go out with me tonight."