"Some ugly white chick."
Must be speaking of the girl behind me.
Oh wait, she's a 5'10 supermodel, hailing from Brazil.
Must be the one in front.
Who is it (looks down); it can't be the adorable 5-year old.
"Some ugly white chick?"
Me, no way. I'm hawt.
In that, eating is cool,
all the boys are my friends,
wearing grandma's panties,
belching, farting, and peeing in public
HAWT kind of way. Right!
(Days later) Mom, am I ugly?
"N... Hun, you're different!
No one could appreciate your looks like I can."
Dad: Hun, you looked just like your mother when she was younger.
Mom: I never looked like that beast...I mean, that different.
"Some ugly white chick... time to accept it I guess."