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Shopping Trip ("Sleigh Ride" Parody)

Poetry By: pgordon
Humor



Just hear those scanners beeplin’ teep, teep, teeplin’ too
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a shopping trip together with you
Outside the snow is falling and sales are calling to you
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a shopping trip together with you
Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy Up! Let’s go!
Let’s go to the show
We’re driving to a wonderland of stuff
Giddy up! Giddy up! It’s grand!
Just spending your cash
We’re driving along to the sound of digital music
Our checkbook’s nice and portly and lots of plastic have we
We’re spending cash together like tomorrow won’t come
Let’s take that cart before us and spend a hundred or two
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a shopping trip together with you
Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up! Let’s go!
Let’s go to the show
We’re driving to a wonderland of stuff
Giddy up! Giddy up! It’s grand
Just spending your cash
We’re driving along to the sound of digital music
Our checkbook’s nice and portly and lots of plastic have we
We’re spending cash together like tomorrow won’t come
Let’s take that cart before us and spend a hundred or two
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a lovely Christmas eve shopping trip





Submitted:Dec 12, 2008    Reads: 148    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Just hear those scanners beeplin' teep, teep, teeplin' too
Come on, it's lovely weather for a shopping trip together with you
Outside the snow is falling and sales are calling to you
Come on, it's lovely weather for a shopping trip together with you
Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy Up! Let's go!
Let's go to the show
We're driving to a wonderland of stuff
Giddy up! Giddy up! It's grand!
Just spending your cash
We're driving along to the sound of digital music
Our checkbook's nice and portly and lots of plastic have we
We're spending cash together like tomorrow won't come
Let's take that cart before us and spend a hundred or two
Come on, it's lovely weather for a shopping trip together with you
Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up! Let's go!
Let's go to the show
We're driving to a wonderland of stuff
Giddy up! Giddy up! It's grand
Just spending your cash
We're driving along to the sound of digital music
Our checkbook's nice and portly and lots of plastic have we
We're spending cash together like tomorrow won't come
Let's take that cart before us and spend a hundred or two
Come on, it's lovely weather for a lovely Christmas eve shopping trip





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