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Night Before Christmas

By Pudgey

night before christmas, hip hop, bad language

Poetry | Updated Nov 24, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Dam You Weepy Eyes, Youve Pissed Me Right Off!

By carlie29

im nor impressed cause i have conjunctivis, so im making it known that i dont at all like it!

Poetry | Updated Nov 24, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

I Love Cherries

By Ally Shark

So, if you guys haven't figured this out already, I'm a very, VERY strange person. I'm always making up odd little sayings, and turning them into odd little songs. Well, I've spent most of today baking for this Thanksgiving thing my church is doing. Earlier, I was making a cherry cake, and I made...

Poetry | Updated Nov 23, 2014 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: cherries, cherries, cherries, cherries, cherries, cherries, cherries, cherries, i, love, cherries, i, love, cherries, i, love, cherries, i, live, cherries

Spinach Doesn't Give Super Strength by Rjohnson

Spinach Doesn't Give Super Strength

By Rjohnson

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Poetry | Updated Nov 15, 2014 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: bully, comedy, funny, spinach, strength

Those Damn Wet Bandits! by Rjohnson

Those Damn Wet Bandits!

By Rjohnson

This poem is based on the 1990 'Home Alone' movie.

Poetry | Updated Nov 14, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, crooks, funny, movie, thieves

The Fly Must Die!

By michaels76

A short simple poem about the common house fly.

Poetry | Updated Nov 10, 2014 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: fly, human, a, the, an, but, die, dead, flesh, human, buzz, poem, poetry, sky, maggot, pig, flies, insect, newspaper, death

Ode To Death

By hummingbird011

This content is written in order to re-vizualise the limitations of man, and their helplessness before Death..

Poetry | Updated Nov 10, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: speak, up, you, silent, terror, answer, the, cry, of, sinless, petals, enjoy, the, same, pain, which, u, had, borne, for

Take Me Back (To The 90's)

By Sexy Scarlett

The good ol' days...

Poetry | Updated Nov 9, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

If Life Were A Romantic Comedy

By Sexy Scarlett

It never works like it does in movies.

Poetry | Updated Nov 9, 2014 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Gentle Heart

By babykitten15

Humorous heart felt words.

Poetry | Updated Nov 6, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

For The Love Of Rice by Lifexperience

For The Love Of Rice

By Lifexperience

True tale. Sometimes technology needs a little bit of help from rice. Hope it makes you smile!

Poetry | Updated Nov 4, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: cellphone, rice, toilet

Running On Empty

By Mike Stevens

NOT the Jackson Browne song; the race of life!

Poetry | Updated Nov 3, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Shrug It Off

By Rebelwithoutacause

Go with the flow.

Poetry | Updated Nov 3, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: boost, reminder, circumstance, sometimes

The Void Beneath My Hat

By Mike Stevens

The Painful Truth!

Poetry | Updated Nov 2, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Felicity Undead

By Rjohnson

This is a fictional poem.

Poetry | Updated Oct 30, 2014 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, funny, halloween, undead, woman


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