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A Couple Limericks For Real People!

By Mike Stevens

WHY I'm such a writing freak!

Poetry | Updated Aug 30, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Train To Nowhere

By Martin Carter

Throughout my career I have needed to make numerous sorties to our capital city by train. Suffice it to say that if commuters were asked to express an opinion of the train services that serve this part of the United Kingdom I would doubt whether many would be classed as glowing testimonialsâ€...

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, trains, railway, lyrics, travel

The Little White Van

By Martin Carter

Those of you who have read the first part of my profile will have learned that I have recently retired. One drawback of that is that I no longer enjoy the use of a company car. So I have been thinking of getting a car of my own, but then had a thought. It’s usually only my wife and I who...

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, van, travel, motorway, motor, show, police, driving, once, upon, a, time, court, sentence, escape

The Dodgy Car (Song)

By Martin Carter

Don't know what really inspired this one. However, the last thing I want to do is to proliferate car crime. It was written for fun. If you feel like bursting into song, try it to the tune of Lee Marvin's Wanderin' Star from the film Paint Your Wagon

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: car, song, lyrics, theft, police, curry, wheels, prison

Doing Your Shopping Chores

By Martin Carter

We put so much blind faith in computer technology don’t we? For example. When you go to the supermarket, you spend ages piling your trolley high with the things you need, then queue for what seems an eternity behind other customers with trollies piled equally high but who have managed to ...

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: shopping, supermarket, bill, computer, checkout, bar, code, reader, inflation, lyrics

"Stop, You Thieving Bastard!"

By Mike Stevens

I've been robbed!

Poetry | Updated Aug 26, 2015 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1

Iron Clad Guarantee by Attanasio

Iron Clad Guarantee

By Attanasio

In view of the news that Ashley Madison has been receiving lately I decided to write this short poem.

Poetry | Updated Aug 25, 2015 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: cheating, web-site, ashley-madison, humor

Target Acquired, And Now It Won't Unacquire!

By Mike Stevens

A living nightmare!

Poetry | Updated Aug 24, 2015 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

The 8am

By Rebelgenesnangelwings

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Poetry | Updated Aug 23, 2015 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 7
Tags: shaving, drunk

Restless-Poetry

By Mike Stevens

And I don't know why!

Poetry | Updated Aug 21, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

The Sun Is Out!

By Mike Stevens

I'm keeping my promise!

Poetry | Updated Aug 20, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

What, Again? (Dead Horse)

By Mike Stevens

Yes, ANOTHER poem about the media/politics!

Poetry | Updated Aug 20, 2015 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Laugh, Before You Cry!

By Mike Stevens

Media, politics

Poetry | Updated Aug 17, 2015 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1

EYE AND MY FOOD

By Ben Kal

Eyes for food

Poetry | Updated Aug 17, 2015 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 2

When Did I Become A Puss? Poem

By Mike Stevens

Just a SLIGHT exaggeration!

Poetry | Updated Aug 16, 2015 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1


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