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The Dodgy Car (Song)

By Martin Carter

Don't know what really inspired this one. However, the last thing I want to do is to proliferate car crime. It was written for fun. If you feel like bursting into song, try it to the tune of Lee Marvin's Wanderin' Star from the film Paint Your Wagon

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Doing Your Shopping Chores

By Martin Carter

We put so much blind faith in computer technology don’t we? For example. When you go to the supermarket, you spend ages piling your trolley high with the things you need, then queue for what seems an eternity behind other customers with trollies piled equally high but who have managed to ...

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

"Stop, You Thieving Bastard!"

By Mike Stevens

I've been robbed!

Poetry | Updated Aug 26, 2015 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1

Iron Clad Guarantee by Attanasio

Iron Clad Guarantee

By Attanasio

In view of the news that Ashley Madison has been receiving lately I decided to write this short poem.

Poetry | Updated Aug 25, 2015 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: cheating, web-site, ashley-madison, humor

Target Acquired, And Now It Won't Unacquire!

By Mike Stevens

A living nightmare!

Poetry | Updated Aug 24, 2015 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

The 8am

By Rebelgenesnangelwings

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Poetry | Updated Aug 23, 2015 | Reads: 21 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 6
Tags: shaving, drunk

Restless-Poetry

By Mike Stevens

And I don't know why!

Poetry | Updated Aug 21, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

The Sun Is Out!

By Mike Stevens

I'm keeping my promise!

Poetry | Updated Aug 20, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

What, Again? (Dead Horse)

By Mike Stevens

Yes, ANOTHER poem about the media/politics!

Poetry | Updated Aug 20, 2015 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Laugh, Before You Cry!

By Mike Stevens

Media, politics

Poetry | Updated Aug 17, 2015 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1

EYE AND MY FOOD

By Ben Kal

Eyes for food

Poetry | Updated Aug 17, 2015 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 2

When Did I Become A Puss? Poem

By Mike Stevens

Just a SLIGHT exaggeration!

Poetry | Updated Aug 16, 2015 | Reads: 6 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

Duct Tape For Angry People!

By Mike Stevens

The cure-all tool!

Poetry | Updated Aug 15, 2015 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

These Damn View-Blocking Trees!

By Mike Stevens

Can't see the forest for...!

Poetry | Updated Aug 14, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1

Time Of Psycedelia!

By Mike Stevens

PC time!

Poetry | Updated Aug 14, 2015 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0


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