There's a rumor that my dick is1 inch that's going around.
My dick is one inch; one inch from the ground.
Some people have found out and they say I've been blessed.
But every time that I wear shorts, I am placed undet arrest.
If I was shorter, my wiener would touch the dirt.
I step on it from time to time and it really hurts.
Women like big dicks but not dicks like mine because it's way too long.
Having a big dick isn't all that it's cracked up to be and I'm not wrong.