This trophy that I put over my head is stuck and I'm running out of air.
People keep coming to my house and the jerks laugh as they stare.
When I cussed out my cousin for calling me stupid, his temper began to ignite.
He kicked my ass because I couldn't see how to fight.
It's getting very stuffy under this trophy and if I don't get some air soon, I'll be dead.
My 5 year old is smarter than me because not even he is stupid enough to put a trophy over his head.