Welcome Visitor: Login to the siteJoin the site

A1 yeah, it's that important

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:May 16, 2008    Reads: 108    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


A man came to my table and took my A1.

He jumped when I shot him with my gun.

That bullet went in the left cheek of his ass.

He dropped the A1 and shattered the glass.

When the bottle broke, the sauce was all over the floor.

That man was rubbing his butt because it was very sore.

He was extremely angry because I shot him in his tush.

I started laughing when I saw that he was George Bush.

I'll shoot anybody who takes my A1 even though it's blunt.

A1 yeah, it's that important.





0

| Email this story Email this Poetry | Add to reading list



Reviews

About | News | Contact | Your Account | TheNextBigWriter | Self Publishing | Advertise

© 2013 TheNextBigWriter, LLC. All Rights Reserved. Terms under which this service is provided to you. Privacy Policy.