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Big nose

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Jan 7, 2011    Reads: 344    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


My cousin sure does have a big nose.

10 pounds of boogers come out when he blows.

Restaurant owners have to protect theirselves by installing huge sneeze guards.

Once he got some boogers on me and I hit that moron hard.

He soon learned that when I slug somebody, it really stings.

His nostrils are so big that you can put bowling balls in those things.

If he wants to stay with you for a day or two, you'd better not let him stay.

And if you see my cousin about to sneeze, you'd better get out of the way.





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