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Buckingham palace

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Oct 25, 2007    Reads: 113    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


When I went to Buckingham palace last month, I got in a bind.

I accidentally saw the Queen naked and it caused me to go blind.

It was awful to see those sagging boobies and that wrinkled butt.

It was so disgusting that I puked out my guts.

It was disturbing to see all of that wrinkled skin.

I don't think I'll ever be invited to Buckingham palace again.





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