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Cuckoo for cocoa puffs

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Jul 13, 2008    Reads: 123    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Sonny the cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs.

When I that the box was empty, I got rough.

He said he ate it because he loved that cocoa crunch.

I killed that damn bird and then I had him for lunch.

He'd been arrested for eating other people's cereal, he was a con.

I stuck my shotgun up that bird's butt and his ass was gone.

Some people say that shooting him was hasty.

Maybe so but that damn bird sure was tasty.





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