I met Eddie Murphy and I made fun of Another 48 hours.
His disposition quickly soured.
I laughed at his performance in Harlem Nights.
He pulled out a switchblade and he was ready to fight.
He cut off my ears and my balls.
Now I can't get an erection at all.
You can learn from this situation that was so grim.
If you ever meet Eddie Murphy, don't make fun of him.