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Elevator shaft

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor, Poem


Submitted:Jul 15, 2008    Reads: 108    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

When it comes to intelligence, I guess I'm pretty daft.

I tried to use a faulty elevator and I fell down the shaft.

People told me to use the stairs but I didn't listen to that.

When I hit the bottom, it made a great big splat.

When I took that fall, I fell down twenty floors.

When I landed, I didn't have my good looks anymore.

They had to scrape me off the bottom and put me back together.

If you're wondering when I'll ride another elevator, the answer is never.


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