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Garfield

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Oct 16, 2007    Reads: 158    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Last month I bought Garfield the cat.

Several hours later I really regretted that.

He kept eating all of my food and kicking my dog off the table.

I wanted to afford food for him but I wasn't able.

Last week I couldn't believe what I saw.

Garfield�took a dump�on my new couch and that was the last straw.

I put him in a box and shipped him over sea.

I feel sorry for the person who gets him in Germany.





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