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Halloween

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Oct 31, 2007    Reads: 91    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


Last year there was a kid who was really mean.

He vandalized my house on Halloween.

He used toilet paper and lots of eggs.

But when he tried to run away, he didn't have fast enough legs.

I chased him down and shaved his head bald.

He screamed and screamed because he was appalled.

He came dressed like a pirate but he left looking like Kojak.

This Halloween I don't think he'll be back.





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