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Holy crap

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Apr 25, 2008    Reads: 124    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


A bunch of punks stole my glasses.

I tried very hard to kick their asses.

But without my specs, I can't see.

They beat the holy crap out of me.

Please don't ever try to fight five people at once.

Or like me, you'll be in a wheelchair for months.

They kicked my ass and now I can't see or walk, what am I going to do?

My food has to be put in a blender because without teeth, I can't chew.





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