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I have a nail up my ass

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor, Poem


Submitted:Sep 6, 2010    Reads: 58    Comments: 2    Likes: 2   

I sincerely apologize if I seem curt.

I have a nail up my ass and it hurts.

My brat of a daughter pulled the trigger on my nailgun.

She'll be going to the wood shed for what she's done.

The nail that's up my ass is in there pretty deep.

The Proctologist laughed because he's a creep.

Since he was mean, I decided to be even meaner.

I grabbed my nailgun and put a nail in his wiener.

He got very angry and he raised his voice.

The nail is still up my ass so what I did wasn't a good choice.

This nail hurts like hell, it's like being stabbed with a knife.

I hope I don't have this nail up my ass for the rest of my life.


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