Some people think I didn't go through my ordeal but I did really.
I went out with a woman and she cut off my willy.
She flushed it and I couldn't find it in the sewer.
I didn't deserve that because I did nothing to her.
Now I can't have sex and that's a real drag.
When I piss, I have to use a plastic bag.
My manhood was important but she decided to rob it.
I hate that damn lady whose last name is Bobbitt.