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I have no Willy

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Feb 5, 2011    Reads: 25    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Some people think I didn't go through my ordeal but I did really.

I went out with a woman and she cut off my willy.

She flushed it and I couldn't find it in the sewer.

I didn't deserve that because I did nothing to her.

Now I can't have sex and that's a real drag.

When I piss, I have to use a plastic bag.

My manhood was important but she decided to rob it.

I hate that damn lady whose last name is Bobbitt.





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