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I kicked George Costanza's ass

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor


Submitted:Oct 22, 2007    Reads: 102    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   

I'm a tough guy and people have nicknamed me Thumper.

George Costanza dated my sister and I kicked his ass when he dumped her.

My sister has the habit of picking the worst men.

When I got done, they nearly had to call Costanza's next of kin.

He said he'd marry her when he got her pregnant but he turned out to be a liar.

I put a big dent in that bald head of his and he was sorry that he didn't do right by her.

If you're like George Costanza, I have a message for you.

If you take advantage of my sister, I'll kick your ass too.


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