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I stuck my penis in a lamp socket

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Oct 16, 2010    Reads: 43    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   


One day I stuck my penis in a lamp socket.

I screamed because it sure did shock it.

My wiener lost all feeling.

Sex has become unappealing.

I can't feel when I need to pee and I always wet my pants.

If you think you can find someone who's as pathetic as me, you can't.

It's been six months and my penis is still numb.

Don't do what I did because it sure was dumb.





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