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I'm Boss Hogg

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor



This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show which is my 2nd favorite TV show.


Submitted:Jun 20, 2013    Reads: 10    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's even fatter than me.
I'm going to hire a hitman so that I can be free.
It really bothers me because Rosco is my brother-in-law.
I puked all over the floor because Lulu just took off her bra.
Rosco can't catch the Duke boys, the souped up General Lee causes him to fail.
I will see Daisy naked and I won't rest until those Duke boys are in jail!





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