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I'm going to tell my daddy on you

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor


Submitted:Mar 29, 2008    Reads: 115    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   

When people pick on me, I say "I'm going to tell my daddy on you."

All of my friends say that I shouldn't do that because I'm forty-two.

When people bother me, I always tell my dad.

He spanks me because it makes him mad.

Last week my neighbor's daughter stole my tricycle and I was riled.

I started sucking my thumb and Daddy said I was acting like a child.

People are wrong when they say I act like a child, a child wouldn't drive a Viper.

But on the other hand, I'm the only forty-two year old man who wears a diaper.

Daddy told me to grow up and act like a man.

I threw a tantrum because I don't think I can.


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