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Mister Ted

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS FICTIONAL POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE MR ED SITCOM.


Submitted:Jan 30, 2010    Reads: 55    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


I owned a horse that talked and his name was Mister Ted.

I told others and now they think that I'm screwy in the head.

I'm getting tired and sick of people making fun of me.

I saw the men in white coats coming and I started to pee.

When they saw my wet pants, they thought I was crazy.

They beat me over the head and things are still hazy.

When it comes to having mental stability, people say that I lack it.

I had a hard time arguing because I was wearing a straight jacket.

I asked MR Ted to talk to others but it was something that he refused to do.

When I got out of the nut house, I sold that old nag and now he's dog food.





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