Welcome Visitor: Login to the siteJoin the site

My wife is a slut

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM


Submitted:Jan 7, 2009    Reads: 108    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


My wife has slept with every man on the planet; she's a slut.

The only way to stop her is to sew her vagina shut.

She says that she wants me to be able to forgive her.

But that's hard when there's a line of men waiting outside to sleep with her.

Last week I caught her and my ex best friend in bed.

I hit him with a sledgehammer and put a dent in his head.

Yesterday Bill Clinton got her in the sack.

I cut off his wiener, he won't come back.

If you're a man, I have some advice that can save your life.

If you want to stay healthy, don't sleep with my wife.





0

| Email this story Email this Poetry | Add to reading list



Reviews

About | News | Contact | Your Account | TheNextBigWriter | Self Publishing | Advertise

© 2013 TheNextBigWriter, LLC. All Rights Reserved. Terms under which this service is provided to you. Privacy Policy.