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My wife is an alien

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Apr 18, 2008    Reads: 111    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


My wife is an alien and this morning she laid an egg.

She may be green but she has a great pair of legs.

She has two large antennas that are on her head.

She's smarter than Einstein but she's lousy in bed.

The egg will hatch next month and when it does, we'll have a little tyke.

It will be half human and half alien, I'm scared of what it will look like.

My wife is ugly and people usually scream after they've seen her.

We just got in a big fight over finances and she bit off my wiener.

We were deeply in love but now she's my foe.

If an alien proposes to you, you'd better say no.





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