I bought my rotten stepson a Nintendo Wii. But then the jerk also
wanted me to buy him a Playstation 3. I told him that money doesn't
grow on trees. When I didn't buy it, he decided to do something bad
to me. He broke all of my records and he smashed my big screen TV.
That pissed me off so I returned his Nintendo Wii. He's bawling his
eyes out, it's a sight that you should see. I told him if he breaks
anything else, I'll put him over my knee.
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