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Old women make me horny

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Aug 30, 2007    Reads: 190    Comments: 4    Likes: 0   


I'm a twenty-five year old man and I've been told that I'm weird.

People say I've become a nut just like they feared.

They were shocked because it's ridiculous and silly.

I get an erection when I see Granny on the Beverly hillbillies.

Pamela Anderson called me and asked me out but I refused to meet her.

Sexy women like her give me a limp peter.

Old broads are the only women who arouse me.

I choke my chicken every time I watch Aunt Bee.

My friends ask me if I'm ever going to take a wife.

I tell them that I'd love to marry that old fat lady on The facts of life.

Last week I mailed a letter to the publisher of Playboy.

I told Hefner that he should make a new magazine and call it Grayboy.





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