I bought that parrot that was in Scary Movie 2.
I soon learned that it was a stupid thing to do.
When I have a female visiter, he always makes a pass.
He tells them "Polly wants a piece of your sweet ass."
He laughs at me because his wiener is much bigger than mine.
When I try to give him to people, they spit in my face and decline.
I always get very angry and humiliated because of that parrot's filthy words.
I just fired my 44 magnum and I no longer have to take shit from that bird.