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Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Mar 16, 2008    Reads: 119    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


I built a time machine and I went back to 1952.

Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass after he sang Babalu.

I told him that his song sounded like a big piece of crap.

He cussed me out in Spanish and gave me a good slap.

He started beating on me until I hit the floor.

That was over a month ago and I'm still sore.

I had never taken a beating like that before.

I'm not going to travel through time anymore.





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