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Road Rash

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor


Submitted:Dec 4, 2007    Reads: 122    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

When I won a Yamaha motorcycle, I was really thrilled.

But I've had some wrecks that nearly got me killed.

Yesterday I went flying over the handlebars and my head hit a horse in the�balls.

I refuse to quit riding my�motorcycle because I have an IQ that is very small..

I've broken my arms and my legs and I have a huge rash on my ass.

I'm wearing a lot of bandages, even my wiener is in a cast.

I'm going to give you� some advice that is free.

Don't ever ride on my motorcycle with me.


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