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Saint Patrick's Day

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor


Submitted:Mar 18, 2008    Reads: 108    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   

On Saint Patrick's Day I always pinch people who don't wear green.

I made the horrible mistake of pinching a man who was very mean.

He kicked me in the stomach and then he violently put my head through a glass door.

The doctors picked shards of glass out of my face and I'll never pinch him anymore.

I pinched a lady and she said she was being sexually harassed.

It was because I made the mistake of pinching her on the ass.

She took me to court and she was awarded a million dollars.

That damn judge held me in contempt when I started to holler.

Pinching that lady's ass was something that I regret.

It took six years for me to pay off that damn debt.

Last Saint Patrick's Day I was doused in gasoline and I sure did burn.

I keep pinching people on Saint Patrick's Day, I guess I'll never learn.


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