Years ago I read that Bill Clinton was going to tax sex.
That would've been stupid and people would've been vexed.
The writer said that it would've made Clinton a moral guy.
People would've rioted and that's something we can't deny.
Would you want to pay a tax each time that you make love?
Of course not and it was a stupid thing to even think of.
It's a fact that some people aren't very bright, that's what I know.
If they make a remake of the Wizard of Oz, Clinton will be perfect for the part of the scarecrow.