I'm tired of having to beg.

Please shave your damn legs!

It's been so long since you've shaved your legs, I can't keep track.

It's like making love to a lumberjack.

It's embarrassing when we go out in public because you always wear a dress.

If you are wondering if people are laughing at us, the answer is yes.

I feel like I'm on a cliff and I'm about to go over the edge.

Please do everybody a big favor and shave your damn legs!