You would've puked if you had seen her.
I learned that my ex-wife has a wiener.
She has a penis and two big hairy balls.
When I removed her panties, I was appalled.
She insisted on waiting until marriage and now I know why.
When I saw that ten inch pecker, I puked and it made me cry.
I'm trying to forget that time of my past.
I annulled our marriage and I did it fast.
When she demanded that I satisfy her orally, it made me scream and shout.
I pointed to the door and I told her to let it hit her ass on her or his way out.
I have unremovable scars because of what I went through.
Stop laughing at me; the same thing could happen to you.