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She has a wiener

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor, Poem


Submitted:Feb 3, 2010    Reads: 73    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   

You would've puked if you had seen her.

I learned that my ex-wife has a wiener.

She has a penis and two big hairy balls.

When I removed her panties, I was appalled.

She insisted on waiting until marriage and now I know why.

When I saw that ten inch pecker, I puked and it made me cry.

I'm trying to forget that time of my past.

I annulled our marriage and I did it fast.

When she demanded that I satisfy her orally, it made me scream and shout.

I pointed to the door and I told her to let it hit her ass on her or his way out.

I have unremovable scars because of what I went through.

Stop laughing at me; the same thing could happen to you.


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