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Shut the damn door!

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Sep 4, 2007    Reads: 103    Comments: 3    Likes: 0   


Shut the damn door, it's cold outside!

Shut the damn door or I'll tan your hide!

I'm getting tired of you letting the cold air in.

I took you to the woodshed yesterday and I'll take you there again.

You figure that because you're over seven feet tall, you can give me sass.

I may be shorter than you but I can still kick your ass.

Shut the damn door, it's below zero degrees!

Shut it now or I'll put you over my knee!





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