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So easy a Caveman can do it IV

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor, Poem


Submitted:Jul 16, 2009    Reads: 45    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

You thought you were tough when you said that'm ugly and that I need a shave.

But when I shot you in the ass with my bow and arrows, you weren't so brave.

We Cavemen are tougher than you think; we have no fear.

You won't be able to sit down for at leasta quarter of a year.

We Cavemen have big Johnsons that make your women lose control.

They want real men; they have no need of your damn Toosie Roll.

Your people have fancy ovens to cook your meals.

We Cavemen want to fish but we haven't discovered the Rod & Reel.

Don't consider yourself superior to us because you smell better and can think.

We are doing as good as you even though we're dumb and stink.


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