Geico.com makes fun of us and now ABC is making fun of us too.
They'll both soon be bankrupt because we cavemen are going to sue.
People belittle us because we're hairy and we have fleas.
They don't realize that we've made some great contributions to society.
You wouldn't have cars without us because we invented the wheel.
You'd be eating raw meat if we hadn't discovered fire to cook meals.
I'm going to get even with Geico.com and ABC.
Then I'm going to kick your ass because you laughed at me.